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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:30

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

Just Forget it!

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So, the docs changed it to read

Then came..

What disgusts you?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

Is Max Verstappen unstoppable this season?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

share office space ...

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

They put up a sign reading

How does it feel to have sex with a 40 year old curvy aunty?

Nuts and Butts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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No, not a chance

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

Having read so much about Archie and Lilibet not actually existing, does anyone have any proof that they not only exist but that Meghan gave birth to them?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Loons and Moons

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Everyone loved it.

No way

Thumbs down again.

How do I know if I am a bitch? I try to be a nice person but people often jokingly call me a bitch. My family calls me a bitch sometimes too.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why is there a "double standard" applied to sex between a dog and a human? Why is it that to many who are at least mildly okay with bestiality, a WOMAN having sex with a male dog is fine, but a guy with a female dog is not?